well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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