Where did you get a picture of my penis
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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