Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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