come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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