If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Randomize
