How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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