i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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