I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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