dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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