Do vagina's smell?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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