I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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