To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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