The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I'm both gender and math confused
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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