Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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