do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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