I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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