This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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