My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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