I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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