You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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