she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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