Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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