I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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