she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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