i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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