how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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