yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Randomize
