I showed him my bush... on skype.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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