we're blogging at a bar
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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