He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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