I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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