And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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