I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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