And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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