Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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