i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Houston, we have a blender
being pregnant is like rehab
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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