ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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