Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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