I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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