Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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