super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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