Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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