all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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