and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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