I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize
