its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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