Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Your dad touched me again.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
