It was confusing and full of hummus
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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