my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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