That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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