I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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