Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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