you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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